Pierre the Penis Slippers are now available to buy from online gift retailer, Firebox.
Finally, you can now slip into some cosy, cuddly penis-shaped slippers thanks to quirky online retailer Firebox.
Available in UK sizes seven to 12, the penis-shaped slippers are bound to make anyone who sees them laugh hysterically and probably start winding you up with some slipper-related banter.
Little do they know how whilst they are sitting and laughing you that you’re sitting in the snuggest slippers that just happen to be shaped like a penis, and of course balls.
Firebox has a description of the ‘Pierre The Penis Slippers’ on their website: “Plunge your frozen plates of meat into these cosy, plush replicas of nature’s warmest external organ. Go gently though, these slippers may be durable but we all know that area of the body isn’t keen on rogue kicks.
“Super plush, these soft penises may not be stylish but they’ll keep your feet willy warm and provide endless opportunity for slipper-related banter. Don’t laugh, they look better than those granddad-style tartan moccasins you used to schlep about the house in.
“They won’t win you any fashion awards but you can rest assured your toes will be cosy. In fact, your feet will be so warm that you won’t have to press them up against your partner in bed and freeze their limbs to death with your chilly extremities in an attempt to thaw them. That’s gotta be worth looking like a berk.”
You may not be able to do any sleepwear themed runways with these slippers, but you’re guaranteed comfort and some humorous conversations.
Head of Buying at Firebox, Ben Redhead, made a statement about their unusual selection of gifts: “Firebox has a total of six penis-related gifts in its Top 100 products this year, averaging one bought every 1 hour and 45 minutes.
“Following on from this trend for all things phallic, we’re hoping to satisfy the customer’s appetite for Pierre once and for all with this brand new giant version!”
You can buy ‘Pierre the Penis Slippers’ now from Firebox for £26.99. You also have the option of gift wrap at the checkout.
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