There are two options for us men in this life when it comes to swimwear. Swim-shorts or the dreaded, tight-fitted briefs. We all have one mate who, for some reason or another opts for the latter.
Most of us men prefer the looser-fitted swim short, for obvious reasons, but amazingly, briefs, or speedos- as their more commonly known are surprisingly popular.
And it looks as though we’re about to see a lot more men in some tight budgie-smugglers this summer because now you can buy yourself, or more likely, someone you really, really dislike a pair of denim-print swimming briefs from Shinesty.
Why on earth you’d want to wear these, is anyone’s guess, but according to Shinesty, these ‘jeado swimming briefs’ are apparently ‘quick drying’, have a ‘high res print’ on the briefs and are ‘soft and smooth on your gear’. What a lovely description.
According to the site, they are also suggest the briefs ‘should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results’ and are also described as a ‘fit tight’. So tight in fact, they recommend you buy 1 size up. How tight are these things?!
If you’ve always secretly envied those who strut around with a slightly smaller frame than yours, walking around confidently in their speedos, then don’t be put off, because the Daytona Dong Sarong Jeado Swim Brief comes in a range of sizes, starting at S and heading all the way up to XXL.
If all of this sounds right up your street, then you have 2 options really. Either change your wardrobe and fashion sense immediately, or get yourself a pair. If you feel the latter is more appropriate, then The Daytona Dong Sarong Jeado Swim will set you back $39.99 and if you’re able to squeeze yourself into a small or a medium, then you can purchase them online from the Shinesty site now. However, if you consider yourself to be a large and up then you have to wait until June to order from the site.
I think I speak for all of when I say how interested I am to see which fellas have the balls, literally, to wear these out in public.