"Are We Going To JAIL?” 👀 The Grand Tour James May & Richard Hammond Play Would You Rather!
Oct 28, 2025
The Grand Tour new special
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Ahead of the release of the latest Grand Tour special, Eurocrash, James May and Richard Hammond joined us to play a fun game of Would You Rather!
Richard Hammond told us about the time he and Jeremy Clarkson almost ended up in jail due to speeding through France, James May told us about his visit to Clarkson's Farm and why he would NEVER let Jeremy Clarkson cook for him, and Richard Hammond gave us an in-depth explanation as to why he will NEVER sell his beloved Oliver!
Plus, James May told us how he got into TV and what his advice is for young people wanting to get into the industry.
Check out our previous Would You Rather with James and Richard below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s_1NYl-jv8
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we were making a DVD years ago and
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we were making a DVD years ago and
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we were making a DVD years ago and stopped by the French police
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stopped by the French police
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stopped by the French police they pulled us over and Jeremy walked up
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they pulled us over and Jeremy walked up
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they pulled us over and Jeremy walked up to the window tapped on it all right
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to the window tapped on it all right
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to the window tapped on it all right yeah and he went are we going to prison
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yeah and he went are we going to prison
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yeah and he went are we going to prison I think we might be mate yeah and we
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I think we might be mate yeah and we
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I think we might be mate yeah and we both got fined the amount of money we
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both got fined the amount of money we
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both got fined the amount of money we had in our pockets
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what the fine was we were we were
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what the fine was we were we were
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what the fine was we were we were pushing it a little bit would you rather
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pushing it a little bit would you rather
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pushing it a little bit would you rather stay a night in the floating hotel in
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stay a night in the floating hotel in
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stay a night in the floating hotel in Cambodia or travel across to the rickety
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Cambodia or travel across to the rickety
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Cambodia or travel across to the rickety bridge in Colombia Oh you mean the the
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bridge in Colombia Oh you mean the the
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bridge in Colombia Oh you mean the the Old Railway Bridge the very Highway yeah
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Old Railway Bridge the very Highway yeah
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Old Railway Bridge the very Highway yeah well I don't like hides I think that's
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well I don't like hides I think that's
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well I don't like hides I think that's fairly one I think I'd stay in the
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fairly one I think I'd stay in the
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fairly one I think I'd stay in the floating hotel which has some good thing
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floating hotel which has some good thing
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floating hotel which has some good thing I mean they had nice noodles and things
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I mean they had nice noodles and things
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I mean they had nice noodles and things it was just a bit noisy there was I
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it was just a bit noisy there was I
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it was just a bit noisy there was I don't know there was an air conditioning
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don't know there was an air conditioning
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don't know there was an air conditioning generator above my head and uh there was
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generator above my head and uh there was
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generator above my head and uh there was some there was a band playing all night
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some there was a band playing all night
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some there was a band playing all night I think somebody being drowned but you
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I think somebody being drowned but you
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I think somebody being drowned but you know you learned to sleep through those
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know you learned to sleep through those
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know you learned to sleep through those things I'm gonna say
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things I'm gonna say
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things I'm gonna say um can I have a bottle of gin if I stay
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um can I have a bottle of gin if I stay
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um can I have a bottle of gin if I stay in the bowl for floating hotel in
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in the bowl for floating hotel in
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in the bowl for floating hotel in Cambodia uh was it available in the
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Cambodia uh was it available in the
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Cambodia uh was it available in the little village remember I don't think it
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little village remember I don't think it
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little village remember I don't think it was I'm gonna say that because that
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was I'm gonna say that because that
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was I'm gonna say that because that bridge was just genuinely if you look at
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bridge was just genuinely if you look at
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bridge was just genuinely if you look at the clip from that film my leg was
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the clip from that film my leg was
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the clip from that film my leg was wobbling and that's not like a acting oh
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wobbling and that's not like a acting oh
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wobbling and that's not like a acting oh I'm pretending I'm going to show you I'm
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I'm pretending I'm going to show you I'm
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I'm pretending I'm going to show you I'm scared I was just scared
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cook your last ever meal Clarkson or may
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cook your last ever meal Clarkson or may
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cook your last ever meal Clarkson or may oh no
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oh no
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oh no James he keeps doing a little cooking
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James he keeps doing a little cooking
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James he keeps doing a little cooking show but as far as like where
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show but as far as like where
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show but as far as like where can't cook have I ever seen Jeremy cook
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can't cook have I ever seen Jeremy cook
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can't cook have I ever seen Jeremy cook I think I've seen him cook meat on like
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I think I've seen him cook meat on like
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I think I've seen him cook meat on like a hot piece of metal but I have seen
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a hot piece of metal but I have seen
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a hot piece of metal but I have seen James do so I I'd have to give James a
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James do so I I'd have to give James a
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James do so I I'd have to give James a chance I'd have to give him a run out
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chance I'd have to give him a run out
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chance I'd have to give him a run out and say look do some cooking for me and
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and say look do some cooking for me and
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and say look do some cooking for me and then it would be awful I don't think
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then it would be awful I don't think
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then it would be awful I don't think let me just think of it I don't think
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let me just think of it I don't think
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let me just think of it I don't think either of them has ever actually cooked
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either of them has ever actually cooked
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either of them has ever actually cooked me anything of significance you know
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me anything of significance you know
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me anything of significance you know Hammond's done some beans
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Hammond's done some beans
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Hammond's done some beans I think Clarkson may have made some
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I think Clarkson may have made some
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I think Clarkson may have made some toast ones Clarkson proclaims that he's
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toast ones Clarkson proclaims that he's
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toast ones Clarkson proclaims that he's good at cooking but I've never seen it I
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good at cooking but I've never seen it I
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good at cooking but I've never seen it I know that Hammond has got into it
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know that Hammond has got into it
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know that Hammond has got into it recently
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recently
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recently because he's done up a bit of his house
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because he's done up a bit of his house
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because he's done up a bit of his house and he's been sort of hiding away in
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and he's been sort of hiding away in
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and he's been sort of hiding away in there practicing cooking things so
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there practicing cooking things so
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there practicing cooking things so Hammond I mean I suppose it would be
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Hammond I mean I suppose it would be
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Hammond I mean I suppose it would be your last meal if one of those was
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your last meal if one of those was
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your last meal if one of those was cooking it
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cooking it
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cooking it there's a very good chance that whatever
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there's a very good chance that whatever
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there's a very good chance that whatever they cooked me will become my last meal
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they cooked me will become my last meal
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they cooked me will become my last meal you've been pulled over by the police in
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you've been pulled over by the police in
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you've been pulled over by the police in a foreign land and they won't respond to
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a foreign land and they won't respond to
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a foreign land and they won't respond to you but they will respond to your
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you but they will respond to your
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you but they will respond to your co-hosts who would you rather do for
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co-hosts who would you rather do for
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co-hosts who would you rather do for talking for you to escape potential jail
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talking for you to escape potential jail
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talking for you to escape potential jail time Clarkson or may oh that has
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time Clarkson or may oh that has
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time Clarkson or may oh that has happened
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happened
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happened really yeah uh Jeremy and I were pulled
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really yeah uh Jeremy and I were pulled
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really yeah uh Jeremy and I were pulled over in France
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over in France
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over in France we were making a DVD years ago and oh
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we were making a DVD years ago and oh
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we were making a DVD years ago and oh God we were on the
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God we were on the
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God we were on the the auto routes and we pulled alongside
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the auto routes and we pulled alongside
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the auto routes and we pulled alongside and we just looked through the windows
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and we just looked through the windows
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and we just looked through the windows and it was like a
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yeah and we just were yeah we were
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yeah and we just were yeah we were
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yeah and we just were yeah we were pulled and stopped by the French police
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pulled and stopped by the French police
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pulled and stopped by the French police they pulled us over and Jeremy walked up
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they pulled us over and Jeremy walked up
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they pulled us over and Jeremy walked up to the window tapped on it yeah anyway
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to the window tapped on it yeah anyway
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to the window tapped on it yeah anyway are we going to prison I think we might
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are we going to prison I think we might
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are we going to prison I think we might be mate yeah
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be mate yeah
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be mate yeah we were we were pushing it a little bit
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we were we were pushing it a little bit
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we were we were pushing it a little bit and we both got fined the amount of
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and we both got fined the amount of
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and we both got fined the amount of money we had in our pockets
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that's what the phone was Clarkston and
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that's what the phone was Clarkston and
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that's what the phone was Clarkston and Hammond did get pulled over in France
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Hammond did get pulled over in France
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Hammond did get pulled over in France but I wasn't with them
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but I wasn't with them
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but I wasn't with them um and they did get away with it I think
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um and they did get away with it I think
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um and they did get away with it I think well no I think they had to pay a fight
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well no I think they had to pay a fight
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well no I think they had to pay a fight I've been pulled over in Japan twice
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I've been pulled over in Japan twice
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I've been pulled over in Japan twice actually which is always very difficult
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actually which is always very difficult
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actually which is always very difficult because communication is is difficult
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because communication is is difficult
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because communication is is difficult and they they see basically a Gaijin in
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and they they see basically a Gaijin in
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and they they see basically a Gaijin in a car and they just think what a [ __ ]
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a car and they just think what a [ __ ]
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a car and they just think what a [ __ ] wit Jeremy isn't always you'll be
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wit Jeremy isn't always you'll be
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wit Jeremy isn't always you'll be surprised to hear this is a secret the
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surprised to hear this is a secret the
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surprised to hear this is a secret the most diplomatic of individuals I know
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most diplomatic of individuals I know
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most diplomatic of individuals I know but um we were once at an airport
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but um we were once at an airport
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but um we were once at an airport waiting to fly to it was Iraq
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waiting to fly to it was Iraq
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waiting to fly to it was Iraq um big flight whole team leaving all of
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um big flight whole team leaving all of
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um big flight whole team leaving all of us they were on the plane I'll be honest
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us they were on the plane I'll be honest
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us they were on the plane I'll be honest we'd stopped from one extra beer in the
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we'd stopped from one extra beer in the
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we'd stopped from one extra beer in the Posh Lounge that's what had happened and
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Posh Lounge that's what had happened and
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Posh Lounge that's what had happened and as we turned up the gate was closing
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as we turned up the gate was closing
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as we turned up the gate was closing literally the woman just closed again
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literally the woman just closed again
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literally the woman just closed again stink
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stink
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stink and we said oh sorry we're late can we
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and we said oh sorry we're late can we
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and we said oh sorry we're late can we get on no the gate's closed oh yeah but
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get on no the gate's closed oh yeah but
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get on no the gate's closed oh yeah but I mean you closed it as I arrived can we
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I mean you closed it as I arrived can we
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I mean you closed it as I arrived can we get through there's people still got
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get through there's people still got
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get through there's people still got nerve Gates closed and we tried
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nerve Gates closed and we tried
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nerve Gates closed and we tried everything like everything James
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everything like everything James
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everything like everything James I'm not going to be appealed to your
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I'm not going to be appealed to your
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I'm not going to be appealed to your better self and your final human nature
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better self and your final human nature
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better self and your final human nature I was just skipping a bag but we need to
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I was just skipping a bag but we need to
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I was just skipping a bag but we need to go into a little bit of trouble Jeremy
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go into a little bit of trouble Jeremy
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go into a little bit of trouble Jeremy did the football I know the oldest
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did the football I know the oldest
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did the football I know the oldest hairline at all you have to get all
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hairline at all you have to get all
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hairline at all you have to get all fired get me on nothing would work and
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fired get me on nothing would work and
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fired get me on nothing would work and then there was a pause and I almost
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then there was a pause and I almost
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then there was a pause and I almost heard it click as it happened and
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heard it click as it happened and
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heard it click as it happened and suddenly I looked across and Jeremy just
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suddenly I looked across and Jeremy just
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suddenly I looked across and Jeremy just went
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went
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went [Laughter]
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so I'd I'd give that duty to Jeremy in
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so I'd I'd give that duty to Jeremy in
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so I'd I'd give that duty to Jeremy in the hope that he'd for the second time I
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the hope that he'd for the second time I
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the hope that he'd for the second time I suspect only in his life break out his
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suspect only in his life break out his
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suspect only in his life break out his bleeding ability which Journey would you
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bleeding ability which Journey would you
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bleeding ability which Journey would you rather do again Bolivia's death Road or
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rather do again Bolivia's death Road or
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rather do again Bolivia's death Road or the worst Road in the world back in
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the worst Road in the world back in
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the worst Road in the world back in Madagascar yeah they're both pretty
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Madagascar yeah they're both pretty
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Madagascar yeah they're both pretty terrible rows well one is
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terrible rows well one is
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terrible rows well one is one is dangerous the other is tired but
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one is dangerous the other is tired but
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one is dangerous the other is tired but I think I would go for Madagascar
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I think I would go for Madagascar
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I think I would go for Madagascar because if you put the horrors of the
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because if you put the horrors of the
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because if you put the horrors of the road surface I mean I wouldn't even call
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road surface I mean I wouldn't even call
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road surface I mean I wouldn't even call it a road it's just the way people go
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it a road it's just the way people go
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it a road it's just the way people go um but if you put that to one side
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um but if you put that to one side
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um but if you put that to one side the scenery and the the plant life and
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the scenery and the the plant life and
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the scenery and the the plant life and stuff in Madagascar is so wonderful
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stuff in Madagascar is so wonderful
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stuff in Madagascar is so wonderful I would quite like to go and look at it
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I would quite like to go and look at it
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I would quite like to go and look at it again
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again
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again that's a very Square answer I love
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that's a very Square answer I love
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that's a very Square answer I love Madagascar it's so beautiful
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Madagascar it's so beautiful
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Madagascar it's so beautiful that we can add and the people are so
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that we can add and the people are so
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that we can add and the people are so charming and The Villages are so lovely
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charming and The Villages are so lovely
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charming and The Villages are so lovely which they were actually oh god
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which they were actually oh god
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which they were actually oh god um right Olivia's death wrote which we
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um right Olivia's death wrote which we
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um right Olivia's death wrote which we we all did but in the film we did about
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we all did but in the film we did about
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we all did but in the film we did about it us many years ago now you didn't
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it us many years ago now you didn't
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it us many years ago now you didn't really see James and me do it because we
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really see James and me do it because we
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really see James and me do it because we did it we had to do it at night in his
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did it we had to do it at night in his
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did it we had to do it at night in his alternator God so I was having to charge
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alternator God so I was having to charge
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alternator God so I was having to charge his battery and swap it out for mine so
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his battery and swap it out for mine so
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his battery and swap it out for mine so that his lights worked until it faded
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that his lights worked until it faded
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that his lights worked until it faded again you saw Jeremy do it and it was
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again you saw Jeremy do it and it was
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again you saw Jeremy do it and it was terrifying
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terrifying
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terrifying um but it was kind of one or two moments
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um but it was kind of one or two moments
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um but it was kind of one or two moments of abject Terror whereas the road in
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of abject Terror whereas the road in
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of abject Terror whereas the road in Madagascar
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Madagascar
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Madagascar combined with the car which I've chosen
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combined with the car which I've chosen
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combined with the car which I've chosen and modified and was rubbish made for a
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and modified and was rubbish made for a
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and modified and was rubbish made for a living hell for many many days I was I
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living hell for many many days I was I
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living hell for many many days I was I was getting into a
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was getting into a
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was getting into a fly infested camp at three o'clock in
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fly infested camp at three o'clock in
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fly infested camp at three o'clock in the morning having tried to coax this
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the morning having tried to coax this
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the morning having tried to coax this car along this impossible road so I
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car along this impossible road so I
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car along this impossible road so I think I'd rather do I'd rather do
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think I'd rather do I'd rather do
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think I'd rather do I'd rather do Bolivia's death road again than that
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Bolivia's death road again than that
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Bolivia's death road again than that road not from nor two but in hell
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road not from nor two but in hell
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road not from nor two but in hell would you rather spend a day cooking
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would you rather spend a day cooking
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would you rather spend a day cooking fresh ingredients on the farm with
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fresh ingredients on the farm with
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fresh ingredients on the farm with Clarkson or spend a week building a car
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Clarkson or spend a week building a car
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Clarkson or spend a week building a car from scratch with Hammond well funnily
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from scratch with Hammond well funnily
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from scratch with Hammond well funnily enough I was talking about building a
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enough I was talking about building a
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enough I was talking about building a car with Hammond the other day when you
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car with Hammond the other day when you
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car with Hammond the other day when you say from scratch you don't mean I have
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say from scratch you don't mean I have
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say from scratch you don't mean I have to manufacture all the parts you mean
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to manufacture all the parts you mean
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to manufacture all the parts you mean something like a Caterham or a
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something like a Caterham or a
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something like a Caterham or a dismountable Land Rover so I can cook
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dismountable Land Rover so I can cook
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dismountable Land Rover so I can cook for a day using Clarkson's ingredients
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for a day using Clarkson's ingredients
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for a day using Clarkson's ingredients or I can put a car together with
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or I can put a car together with
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or I can put a car together with hammered
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hammered
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hammered see normally the answer to that would be
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see normally the answer to that would be
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see normally the answer to that would be put a car together with hammer because
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put a car together with hammer because
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put a car together with hammer because I quite enjoy that sort of thing but I
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I quite enjoy that sort of thing but I
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I quite enjoy that sort of thing but I do like cooking as well
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do like cooking as well
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do like cooking as well Jeremy would always say my cooking was
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Jeremy would always say my cooking was
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Jeremy would always say my cooking was terrible even if it was the best cooking
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terrible even if it was the best cooking
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terrible even if it was the best cooking in the world because that's sort of the
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in the world because that's sort of the
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in the world because that's sort of the rules but I think I might go back to
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rules but I think I might go back to
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rules but I think I might go back to Clarkson's Farm on that one because I
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Clarkson's Farm on that one because I
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Clarkson's Farm on that one because I think I could probably annoy him a bit
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think I could probably annoy him a bit
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think I could probably annoy him a bit doesn't doesn't he only serve beef in
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doesn't doesn't he only serve beef in
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doesn't doesn't he only serve beef in his restaurant that's what I took away
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his restaurant that's what I took away
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his restaurant that's what I took away from Clarkson's farm season two well I
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from Clarkson's farm season two well I
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from Clarkson's farm season two well I haven't actually been so I don't know
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haven't actually been so I don't know
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haven't actually been so I don't know but you could be right yes I know he's
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but you could be right yes I know he's
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but you could be right yes I know he's always going on about the beef thing
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always going on about the beef thing
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always going on about the beef thing and I think he sells it at a loss
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and I think he sells it at a loss
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and I think he sells it at a loss doesn't he because he was saying what
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doesn't he because he was saying what
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doesn't he because he was saying what are we supposed to do about this it cost
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are we supposed to do about this it cost
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are we supposed to do about this it cost me this much to make a cow grow and I
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me this much to make a cow grow and I
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me this much to make a cow grow and I can only sell it for this and I said
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can only sell it for this and I said
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can only sell it for this and I said well stop doing it then nobody
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well stop doing it then nobody
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well stop doing it then nobody deliberately throws money away
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deliberately throws money away
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deliberately throws money away do you think he ever would stop it
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yeah uh no
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yeah uh no
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yeah uh no um well I get the impression that he's
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um well I get the impression that he's
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um well I get the impression that he's actually he's quite into it and then you
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actually he's quite into it and then you
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actually he's quite into it and then you know when the rest of TV Fades away
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know when the rest of TV Fades away
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know when the rest of TV Fades away because we are all getting a bit old I
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because we are all getting a bit old I
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because we are all getting a bit old I suspect he will carry on with it I mean
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suspect he will carry on with it I mean
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suspect he will carry on with it I mean he's never going to do it by himself
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he's never going to do it by himself
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he's never going to do it by himself because
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because
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because you know he's only really started
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you know he's only really started
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you know he's only really started learning about in the last few years but
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learning about in the last few years but
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learning about in the last few years but I can see I can see him being one of
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I can see I can see him being one of
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I can see I can see him being one of those slightly crusty
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those slightly crusty
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those slightly crusty but he's 90 of the way there already
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but he's 90 of the way there already
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but he's 90 of the way there already let's be honest you know Green Jacket
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let's be honest you know Green Jacket
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let's be honest you know Green Jacket Brown trousers slightly dull colored
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Brown trousers slightly dull colored
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Brown trousers slightly dull colored Range Rover
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Range Rover
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Range Rover pompous opinions lets everybody know
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pompous opinions lets everybody know
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pompous opinions lets everybody know about them in the nearby pub yeah I
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about them in the nearby pub yeah I
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about them in the nearby pub yeah I think he should carry on would you
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think he should carry on would you
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think he should carry on would you rather sell Oliver or sell your Suzuki
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rather sell Oliver or sell your Suzuki
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rather sell Oliver or sell your Suzuki GSXR 1100 oh
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GSXR 1100 oh
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GSXR 1100 oh oh well the GSXR 1100 is for me it's a
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oh well the GSXR 1100 is for me it's a
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oh well the GSXR 1100 is for me it's a heroic bike because it was the end of
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heroic bike because it was the end of
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heroic bike because it was the end of the sort of capacity race when Japan
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the sort of capacity race when Japan
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the sort of capacity race when Japan just realized it's just making bigger
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just realized it's just making bigger
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just realized it's just making bigger and bigger and bigger and it was the
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and bigger and bigger and it was the
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and bigger and bigger and it was the last
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last
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last stupidly
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stupidly
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stupidly big capacity small front wheel no
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big capacity small front wheel no
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big capacity small front wheel no traction control Beast everything but
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traction control Beast everything but
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traction control Beast everything but Oliver's Oliver and I think I I wouldn't
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Oliver's Oliver and I think I I wouldn't
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Oliver's Oliver and I think I I wouldn't forgive myself for selling all of it but
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forgive myself for selling all of it but
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forgive myself for selling all of it but also I wouldn't expect to be forgiven
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also I wouldn't expect to be forgiven
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also I wouldn't expect to be forgiven because I'm still amazed when I take
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because I'm still amazed when I take
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because I'm still amazed when I take that little car to events as I do took
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that little car to events as I do took
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that little car to events as I do took him to the Festival of the unexceptional
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him to the Festival of the unexceptional
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him to the Festival of the unexceptional last year
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last year
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last year um people are all they love him so I I
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um people are all they love him so I I
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um people are all they love him so I I can't I just I would be in people would
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can't I just I would be in people would
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can't I just I would be in people would find like if ever suggested
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find like if ever suggested
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find like if ever suggested elsewhere that uh I customize them or do
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elsewhere that uh I customize them or do
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elsewhere that uh I customize them or do anything to vary in from original people
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anything to vary in from original people
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anything to vary in from original people get
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get
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get I feel like that cars public property
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I feel like that cars public property
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I feel like that cars public property now not mine yeah I mean that's amazing
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now not mine yeah I mean that's amazing
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now not mine yeah I mean that's amazing considering like how long ago that what
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considering like how long ago that what
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considering like how long ago that what was it I mean we're talking about people
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was it I mean we're talking about people
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was it I mean we're talking about people who were barely born yeah and they still
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who were barely born yeah and they still
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who were barely born yeah and they still love their little car so no I couldn't
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love their little car so no I couldn't
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love their little car so no I couldn't have thought be hideous I'd be beaten up
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have thought be hideous I'd be beaten up
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have thought be hideous I'd be beaten up but I couldn't do it so it's a Suzuki
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but I couldn't do it so it's a Suzuki
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but I couldn't do it so it's a Suzuki that's gone this is quite a deep spot
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that's gone this is quite a deep spot
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that's gone this is quite a deep spot actually the further than the rest
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actually the further than the rest
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actually the further than the rest of the rest of them if you could repeat
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of the rest of them if you could repeat
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of the rest of them if you could repeat your life
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your life
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your life would you rather repeat every career
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would you rather repeat every career
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would you rather repeat every career move that you've ever made to get
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move that you've ever made to get
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move that you've ever made to get yourself here or would you pick
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yourself here or would you pick
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yourself here or would you pick something completely different more out
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something completely different more out
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something completely different more out of the spotlight that is a difficult
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of the spotlight that is a difficult
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of the spotlight that is a difficult question because I never really picked
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question because I never really picked
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question because I never really picked anything it was just what happened to me
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anything it was just what happened to me
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anything it was just what happened to me um I suppose if I could if I could go
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um I suppose if I could if I could go
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um I suppose if I could if I could go back to
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back to
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back to so let's say go back to the age of 12.
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so let's say go back to the age of 12.
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so let's say go back to the age of 12. for argument's sake but with a bit more
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for argument's sake but with a bit more
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for argument's sake but with a bit more wisdom because I was you know I was just
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wisdom because I was you know I was just
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wisdom because I was you know I was just hopeless in a dreamer when I was a kid
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hopeless in a dreamer when I was a kid
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hopeless in a dreamer when I was a kid all the way up to the age without
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all the way up to the age without
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all the way up to the age without 30 35.
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30 35.
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30 35. um I probably would
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um I probably would
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um I probably would do something more sensible I'd think
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do something more sensible I'd think
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do something more sensible I'd think right I am going to be a mechanical
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right I am going to be a mechanical
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right I am going to be a mechanical engineer or
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engineer or
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engineer or I'm going to be a teacher or something
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I'm going to be a teacher or something
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I'm going to be a teacher or something like that and and probably stick at it
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like that and and probably stick at it
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like that and and probably stick at it and I'd have probably been okay at it I
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and I'd have probably been okay at it I
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and I'd have probably been okay at it I don't think you could go you can't get
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don't think you could go you can't get
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don't think you could go you can't get to that age and think right I want to
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to that age and think right I want to
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to that age and think right I want to present to a car show on Amazon or a
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present to a car show on Amazon or a
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present to a car show on Amazon or a cooking show on Amazon because if you
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cooking show on Amazon because if you
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cooking show on Amazon because if you aim at it you'll almost certainly Miss
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aim at it you'll almost certainly Miss
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aim at it you'll almost certainly Miss it's the job chooses you it's not the
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it's the job chooses you it's not the
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it's the job chooses you it's not the other way around I was talking to some
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other way around I was talking to some
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other way around I was talking to some young people the other day by Young I
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young people the other day by Young I
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young people the other day by Young I mean sort of late teens and they were
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mean sort of late teens and they were
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mean sort of late teens and they were saying to me oh you know what advice
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saying to me oh you know what advice
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saying to me oh you know what advice would you give and I said well advice is
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would you give and I said well advice is
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would you give and I said well advice is rubbish that's the most important bit of
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rubbish that's the most important bit of
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rubbish that's the most important bit of advice is that advice from old people is
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advice is that advice from old people is
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advice is that advice from old people is bollocks
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bollocks
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bollocks because the world is a very different
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because the world is a very different
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because the world is a very different place now and it belongs to the young
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place now and it belongs to the young
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place now and it belongs to the young and they're supposed to make it what it
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and they're supposed to make it what it
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and they're supposed to make it what it becomes but
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becomes but
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becomes but I would say the only bit of advice I
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I would say the only bit of advice I
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I would say the only bit of advice I would give to young people is don't
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would give to young people is don't
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would give to young people is don't waste a single second in a job or a
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waste a single second in a job or a
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waste a single second in a job or a relationship or anything like that that
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relationship or anything like that that
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relationship or anything like that that you that you're not genuinely enjoying
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you that you're not genuinely enjoying
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you that you're not genuinely enjoying because your youth is too precious
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because your youth is too precious
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because your youth is too precious so move on
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so move on
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so move on actually there were dozens of times when
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actually there were dozens of times when
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actually there were dozens of times when I should have done that and I didn't
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I should have done that and I didn't
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I should have done that and I didn't because
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because
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because I'd had very bad advice from old people
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I'd had very bad advice from old people
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I'd had very bad advice from old people assuming Clarkson gets his restaurant up
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assuming Clarkson gets his restaurant up
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assuming Clarkson gets his restaurant up and running would you rather go for
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and running would you rather go for
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and running would you rather go for dinner at his restaurant or May's Pub
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dinner at his restaurant or May's Pub
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dinner at his restaurant or May's Pub well I made a promise to myself when he
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well I made a promise to myself when he
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well I made a promise to myself when he first got it that I would at some point
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first got it that I would at some point
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first got it that I would at some point I've never been to James's Pub
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I've never been to James's Pub
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I've never been to James's Pub um I'm quite Keen to go and get banned
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um I'm quite Keen to go and get banned
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um I'm quite Keen to go and get banned I really want to be banned from his Pub
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I really want to be banned from his Pub
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I really want to be banned from his Pub um so the opportunity to do that I
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um so the opportunity to do that I
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um so the opportunity to do that I suspect I don't wanna the food might be
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suspect I don't wanna the food might be
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suspect I don't wanna the food might be better at Jeremy's restaurant
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better at Jeremy's restaurant
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better at Jeremy's restaurant can I try and be banned from James's Pub
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can I try and be banned from James's Pub
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can I try and be banned from James's Pub if I eat at it absolutely
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on the the the pretext set I've got to
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on the the the pretext set I've got to
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on the the the pretext set I've got to try and get that that actually sounds
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try and get that that actually sounds
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try and get that that actually sounds like a video maybe that's all we should
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like a video maybe that's all we should
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like a video maybe that's all we should do next time
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do next time
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do next time that would be great Undercover
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that would be great Undercover
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that would be great Undercover in the middle of the Amazon rainforest
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in the middle of the Amazon rainforest
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in the middle of the Amazon rainforest and you have to call either Jeremy or
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and you have to call either Jeremy or
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and you have to call either Jeremy or Hammond to rescue you which one would
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Hammond to rescue you which one would
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Hammond to rescue you which one would you rather call well I'm not expecting a
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you rather call well I'm not expecting a
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you rather call well I'm not expecting a response from either of them to be
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response from either of them to be
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response from either of them to be honest
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honest
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honest um but if you mean which one do I think
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um but if you mean which one do I think
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um but if you mean which one do I think would be most likely to affect a
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would be most likely to affect a
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would be most likely to affect a successful rescue uh that'd be Hammond
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successful rescue uh that'd be Hammond
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successful rescue uh that'd be Hammond he's got some trousers that owns up in
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he's got some trousers that owns up in
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he's got some trousers that owns up in the middle so that they become shorts
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the middle so that they become shorts
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the middle so that they become shorts and he's got a big pen knife
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and he's got a big pen knife
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and he's got a big pen knife um he's got a hat he quite likes all
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um he's got a hat he quite likes all
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um he's got a hat he quite likes all that running around in the woods type
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that running around in the woods type
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that running around in the woods type stuff I think Jeremy would be utterly
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stuff I think Jeremy would be utterly
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stuff I think Jeremy would be utterly hopeless well I've had it haven't I
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hopeless well I've had it haven't I
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hopeless well I've had it haven't I really I mean I'm doomed we did do one
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really I mean I'm doomed we did do one
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really I mean I'm doomed we did do one where they came to rescue me from a
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where they came to rescue me from a
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where they came to rescue me from a mountain top in Canada uh they stopped
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mountain top in Canada uh they stopped
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mountain top in Canada uh they stopped for dinner they stopped it wouldn't fly
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for dinner they stopped it wouldn't fly
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for dinner they stopped it wouldn't fly from Gatwick
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from Gatwick
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from Gatwick um who would I call upon to rescue me
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um who would I call upon to rescue me
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um who would I call upon to rescue me then neither of them
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then neither of them
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then neither of them overly burdened with sort of heroic
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overly burdened with sort of heroic
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overly burdened with sort of heroic survival skills I would probably I think
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survival skills I would probably I think
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survival skills I would probably I think just Jeremy's noise could keep the
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just Jeremy's noise could keep the
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just Jeremy's noise could keep the insects away more than James tends to
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insects away more than James tends to
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insects away more than James tends to move a bit more quietly I want some big
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move a bit more quietly I want some big
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move a bit more quietly I want some big lumbering human JCB to keep everything
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lumbering human JCB to keep everything
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lumbering human JCB to keep everything away so I'd go for if I had to choose
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away so I'd go for if I had to choose
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away so I'd go for if I had to choose I'd have Jeremy rescue me from a
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I'd have Jeremy rescue me from a
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I'd have Jeremy rescue me from a rainforest 1400 miles to go across four
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rainforest 1400 miles to go across four
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rainforest 1400 miles to go across four countries we're going behind what used
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countries we're going behind what used
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countries we're going behind what used to be the Iron Curtain oh yes oh God
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I genuinely can't get out what do you
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I genuinely can't get out what do you
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I genuinely can't get out what do you want me to do be less fat hey what's
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want me to do be less fat hey what's
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want me to do be less fat hey what's going on I'm Kevin Hart hi my name is
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going on I'm Kevin Hart hi my name is
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going on I'm Kevin Hart hi my name is Eric snowstreet hi I'm Margo I'm Journey
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Eric snowstreet hi I'm Margo I'm Journey
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Eric snowstreet hi I'm Margo I'm Journey I'm James McAvoy I'm Daniel Radcliffe
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I'm James McAvoy I'm Daniel Radcliffe
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I'm James McAvoy I'm Daniel Radcliffe I'm Rebel Wilson I'm Jeremy Clarkson I'm
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I'm Rebel Wilson I'm Jeremy Clarkson I'm
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I'm Rebel Wilson I'm Jeremy Clarkson I'm going to be translating some Scottish
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going to be translating some Scottish
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going to be translating some Scottish tweets for it's gone viral on it's gone
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tweets for it's gone viral on it's gone
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tweets for it's gone viral on it's gone viral
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on it's gone viral
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