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You Can Now Get Denim-Printed Swimming Briefs

You can now buy denim-printed swimming briefs, which have arrived just in time for the summer. 

There are two options for us men in this life when it comes to swimwear. Swim-shorts or the dreaded, tight-fitted briefs. We all have one mate who, for some reason or another opts for the latter.

Most of us men prefer the looser-fitted swim short, for obvious reasons, but amazingly, briefs or speedos, as their more commonly known, are surprisingly popular.

And it looks as though we’re about to see a lot more men in some tight budgie-smugglers this summer because now you can buy yourself, or more likely, someone you really, really dislike a pair of denim-print swimming briefs from Shinesty.

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Credit: Shinesty

Why on earth you’d want to wear these is anyone’s guess, but according to Shinesty, these ‘jeado swimming briefs’ are apparently ‘quick-drying’, have a ‘high res print’ on the briefs and are ‘soft and smooth on your gear’. What a lovely description.

According to the site, they suggest the briefs ‘should be paired with caterpillar-style moustaches for optimal results’ and are also described as a ‘fit tight’. So tight, in fact, they recommend you buy one size up. How tight are these things!?

If you’ve always secretly envied those who strut around with a slightly smaller frame than yours, walking around confidently in their speedos, then don’t be put off. The Daytona Dong Sarong Jeado Swim Brief comes in a range of sizes, starting at S and heading all the way up to XXL.

Denim swim brief
Credit: Shinesty

If all of this sounds right up your street, then you have two options really. Either change your wardrobe and fashion sense immediately or get yourself a pair. If you feel the latter is more appropriate, then The Daytona Dong Sarong Jeado Swim will set you back $39.99 and if you’re able to squeeze yourself into a small or a medium, then you can purchase them online from the Shinesty site now. However, if you consider yourself to be a large and up then you have to wait until June to order from the site.

Is there any fella who has the balls, literally, to wear these out in public?

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